"Old Macdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a [delighted, mischievous grin appears] MONKEY!!!"
Followed by the explanation: "Monkeys don't live on the farm! They live at THE ZOO!"
Followed by the repetition of the above comments approximately forty-seven times in a row.
Give her this: she knows what goes
where.
